So the past few days I have felt an odd connection to one of the verses of 'You Oughta Know' by Alanis Morrisette. I'm not going through a breakup, but there is a smallish (and by that I mean elephant in the room sized) detail going on in my sex life that is causing it.

If I'm going to have feelings for people, I would really rather they not make ( Read more... )

 I'm watching 'Inside Deep Throat' (despite never seeing 'Deep Throat' itself) and I had a realization. 
The 1970's in America seemed like a really awesome time for someone like me to be alive. It was the last real sexual revolution America had and I probably could have lived in a big city and gone to porn theatres in New York and met all sorts of ( Read more... )

(Like Rich people problems, but sexier!)

So it kind of sucks when you're out and flirting with a guy and he seems like he might be interested and then your friends pulls you aside to say "I like him. Help me out?" Conflict of interests, Batman!

Also, it hit me that I have kind of become one of those people who doesn't mind being like 'it's cool' not ( Read more... )

Went to karaoke tonight. The guy who was in love with me this summer isn't in love with me anymore, which is nice. And I was hoping that Mr. "I'm a man I want to fuck, send me pictures of your tits" would show so I could be all "No! Bad entitled male!" but he didn't. And yesterday I had an awkward conversation with the guy I've been mad for since ( Read more... )

Let it be known that on this, the 27th day of January, in the year 2011, at 1:16 am, my love for James Deen officially eclipsed my love for Eli Roth. Somewhere Hannah is proud of me and she doesn't even know why.


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So my crush has waned quite a bit since Hair ended. No more crying, no more listening to sad songs. Now it's "We're friends but you are definitely on my friends I would sooooo sleep with if given the chance". At least on my end. He told me once I'm not on his 'Never sleep with ever' list, but those lists tend to be much shorter for men than ' ( Read more... )

I have a new winner for 'best thing I have ever said during a hookup'.

"We don't have to go again. I came. You came. Someone threw up. That's a good night."

(Also, Fern, last night I envied lesbians and gave them ten cosmic points. Thought you should know.)

Two conversations, at the same time, both on Facebook.

One, via instant messaging, where an ex-fuck buddy who is leaving town said he would like to do me one last time. Because we had a good few months of screwing and he feels we need 'a last hurrah'. He assumed he would be turned down (I told him a couple of weeks ago that I had no intention of ( Read more... )

You do not come into my house (making me break my 'not on my sheets' rule), not give me an orgasm, and then proceed to criticize 'Watchmen' and debate the glory of/try to correct my FACTS about Mark Hamill within the space of ten minutes.

( Possible TMI. I just sort of mention something in my frustration )

I'm considering stripping as a profession.

Seriously.

I spoke to the manager tonight (amateur night. Tips were lousy but the girls were all nice) and she said I should come in a few more times and they'll see. She gave me pointers though, told me what to keep and what to work on, so maybe she sees potential. Possibly?

It hit me tonight (stronger than ( Read more... )